Why don't these very doable things exist
A ride where you roll through a museum while lounging on a couch. Better yet, like a mobile museum that comes to your house. I guess that is called the internet. Oh well.
A human version of that tick prevention stuff/insect repellent you put on a dog's neck once a month. I asked a vet why we couldn't have that, and she had no reasonable explanation.
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An app that tells you what you are doing over the weekend based on predicted weather and crowds. Maybe it could also load everyone into the car and tell your kids to stop whining.
Something that plans and cooks all your meals even if you are not a movie star or someone with a wife.
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HOW HARD IS IT TO CURE CANCER. THAT S.O.B. NEEDS TO DIE.
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Doctor's offices and home service businesses that let you book appointments ONLINE AS IF WE ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT ERA.
A gym that plays nothing recorded after 1995. Maybe those do exist, in retirement homes.
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DEAR STARBUCKS BRING BACK THE COFFEE LIGHT FRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Special glasses kids can wear so they can be on screens as much as they want without getting brain damage. Or maybe just replacement brains that you trade your old one in for when you reach 18.
HOW HARD IS IT TO ERADICATE MOSQUITOES.
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A machine that turns all food into tacos. I guess that is just called a tortilla.
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Something that provides all the nutrition of breast milk without having to breastfeed any child OH WAIT THAT EXISTS ALREADY IT'S CALLED FORMULA.
Something that prevents anyone about to tell you Breastmilk is Best from speaking those words or any words ever again.
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A genetic tweak that makes it humanly impossible to have acne and wrinkles at the same time. Or just something that even halfway works on either of those things.
A good PR campaign that informs the female body it doesn't need to get fat and grow facial hair after the age of 40. Seriously, I have found absolutely zero uses for either of those things yet. I promise human evolutionary biology I will not steal all the men from the fertile women if it lets me remain attractive. The older I get, the less use I have for men anyway.
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Obviously, teleportation. Obviously.
Some kind of pill that lets you go on vacation with small children and still have fun. OH WAIT THAT EXISTS BUT I NEED LARGER DOSES.
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Why do they even still sell clothing that needs ironing. We are so very dumb.
And obviously, obviously, obviously, in corona virus times, we need like really comfy head bubbles that seal off your orifices without suffocating you. Or like a generic anti-viral that works on everything would do.
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A president who is not a pathological liar and congenital narcissist would also be nice, but now I'm just getting crazy.
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A human version of that tick prevention stuff/insect repellent you put on a dog's neck once a month. I asked a vet why we couldn't have that, and she had no reasonable explanation.
An app that tells you what you are doing over the weekend based on predicted weather and crowds. Maybe it could also load everyone into the car and tell your kids to stop whining.
Something that plans and cooks all your meals even if you are not a movie star or someone with a wife.
HOW HARD IS IT TO CURE CANCER. THAT S.O.B. NEEDS TO DIE.
Doctor's offices and home service businesses that let you book appointments ONLINE AS IF WE ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT ERA.
A gym that plays nothing recorded after 1995. Maybe those do exist, in retirement homes.
DEAR STARBUCKS BRING BACK THE COFFEE LIGHT FRAP WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
Special glasses kids can wear so they can be on screens as much as they want without getting brain damage. Or maybe just replacement brains that you trade your old one in for when you reach 18.
HOW HARD IS IT TO ERADICATE MOSQUITOES.
A machine that turns all food into tacos. I guess that is just called a tortilla.
Something that provides all the nutrition of breast milk without having to breastfeed any child OH WAIT THAT EXISTS ALREADY IT'S CALLED FORMULA.
Something that prevents anyone about to tell you Breastmilk is Best from speaking those words or any words ever again.
A genetic tweak that makes it humanly impossible to have acne and wrinkles at the same time. Or just something that even halfway works on either of those things.
A good PR campaign that informs the female body it doesn't need to get fat and grow facial hair after the age of 40. Seriously, I have found absolutely zero uses for either of those things yet. I promise human evolutionary biology I will not steal all the men from the fertile women if it lets me remain attractive. The older I get, the less use I have for men anyway.
Obviously, teleportation. Obviously.
Some kind of pill that lets you go on vacation with small children and still have fun. OH WAIT THAT EXISTS BUT I NEED LARGER DOSES.
Why do they even still sell clothing that needs ironing. We are so very dumb.
And obviously, obviously, obviously, in corona virus times, we need like really comfy head bubbles that seal off your orifices without suffocating you. Or like a generic anti-viral that works on everything would do.
A president who is not a pathological liar and congenital narcissist would also be nice, but now I'm just getting crazy.
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