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My Modern Farmhouse Bathroom is Neither Modern Nor a Farmhouse. Discuss. (Part Two)

So if you didn't read Part One, well, you're missing out.  Just kidding, you for sure have better things to do.  And anyway I'm just going to summarize it for you here because I am that nice.

Using the Barr Memo: Mueller Report ratio, here is the summary of Part One:
WGTIW

Because I am more helpful than Bill Barr (or is it Bob Barr? I'm just going to call him Billy Bob Barr), I'll tell you that WGTIW stands for, "White glass tile isn't white."  Which is the main takeaway from Part One.  But actually I hadn't discovered that yet in Part One.  But I bought white glass tile thinking it was white.  That's where we left off.  Also the President is a peach of a guy who also thought he was buying white tile and instead got a Russian attack on our democracy and justice just begging to be obstructed.  Poor guy.

I bought a bunch of other stuff to go with the supposedly white tile in order to create the Modern Farmhouse look.  I bought a rustic, reclaim…

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